The best quotes about coffee from around the web!
Whether you’re looking for that ideal caption on insta-coffee or a witty message or pun to add on a personalised gift for the coffee lover, you’re sure to love this selection of funny and famous coffee quotes.
“Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee” – Anonymous
“Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups” – L.K.Hamilton
“I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee” – Anonymous
“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks” – J. MacKintosh
“It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee” – D.A. Favors
“No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee’ “- C. Sinclair
“What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup” – H. Rollins
“The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee” – Anonymous
“My birthstone is a coffee bean” – Anonymous
“Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants” – N.Hoffman
“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity” – D. Barry
“I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee” – T. Guillemets
“Should I kill myself or have a cup of coffee?” – A. Camus
“May your coffee kick in before reality does” – Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee” – S.Piro
“We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup” – J. Seinfeld
“Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee” – Anonymous
“Life without coffee is like something without something … sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet” – Unknown
“I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now” – L.M. Alcott
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