Cocktail Quotes and Captions for Instagram

by Mama Loves A Drink

As you know, we love a good cocktail here at Mama Loves a Drink, so we couldn’t help but share some of our favourite cocktail quotes and captions.

We’ve put together a good list of funny cocktail quotes, cocktail puns, and cocktail captions for Instagram that you can share on social media as you show off the delicious cocktails you are enjoying.

You can even use these cocktail puns and cocktail quotes for any of your upcoming parties or add them to your invitations to make them fun. Another fun way that you can use these cocktail captions is to add them to the photo of a girl’s night and other celebrations.

Funny Cocktail Quotes

“Friends don’t let friends miss out on a cocktail.” – Unknown

“It is possible to stand around with a cocktail in one’s hand and talk with everyone, which means with no one.” Jerry Kosinski

“Cocktails may not solve any problems, but neither does water.” – Unknown

“Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.” – Oscar Wilde

“I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can prepare a cocktail. And that’s kind of the same thing.” – Unknown

“If life gives you a lemon, make lemonade…and find someone whose life gave them vodka.” – Ron White

“I drink to make other people more interesting.” — Ernest Hemingway

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” – Humphrey Bogart

“Why limit happy to an hour when you can enjoy another cocktail?” – Unknown

“She has a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.” – Kate Spade

“How ’bout a shot of truth in that denial cocktail.” ― Jennifer Salaiz

“Cocktails are society’s most enduring invention” – Unknown

“No amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well-made cocktail.” — David Sedaris

If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain…

The greatest adventures happen after cocktails. – Unknown

“I only like pineapples and lemons when I’m drinking a cocktail.” – Unknown

Cocktail Puns

Pretty fly for a Mai Tai!

It’s a cocktail kind of day.

Mojito Mo’ fun

Sip me baby one more time…

It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails!

When life throws lemons, catch them and make a cocktail.

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of slime, and a shot of liquor.

A drink a day keeps reality at bay.

Hakuna ma’ vodka.

Because Tequila is cheaper than therapy.

Time flies when you’re having a cocktail!

Life’s a peach.. but it’s better when enjoying a cocktail.

Eat, Sleep, Cocktail, Repeat.

Girls just wanna have cocktails.

Move over coffee, today is a day for cocktails.

Pina Koala

It’s cocktail o’clock.

Knock knock, it’s cocktail o’clock!

Sip, sip, hooray!

Rock you like a hurricane!

Don’t cry over spilt milk… it could’ve been a cocktail.

Sip happens.

Alcohol you later.

Every bloody needs somebody.

Renewing my gin membership.

Cocktail thoughts…

And I drink to myself, what a wonderful world…

Cocktail Captions for Instagram

When life screws you up, get yourself a screwdriver.

Cocktails go well with bad days.

I’m in a good place right now. I’m on the beach with a cocktail in my hand.

“I want my toes in the sand and a cocktail in my hand” – Unknown

“Why limit happy to an hour?” – W.C Fields

Cocktails bring you the best taste swings.

“Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald

“May all your days be filled with umbrella drinks.” – Unknown

“Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail…” ― Sophie Kinsella

I drink a cocktail because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

This senorita needs a margarita.

I’m in need of liquid therapy.

“Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.” – Unknown

Cocktails make the world seem like a better place.

Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails is just right.

Sip back and relax a while.

Step aside water… this job is for a cocktail.

When life gives you pineapples, make piña coladas.

Save water, drink cocktails.

I doubt cocktails are the answer but it’s worth a shot.

Don’t chase anything but drinks and cocktails.

You can never resist the charm of a cocktail.

I wish someone would look at me the same way I look at cocktails.

It’s strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 cocktails don’t.

A well-made cocktail can feel therapeutic.

“Like is a crazy mixture of intoxicating cocktails.” – Ken Poirot

 I have feelings about mixed drinks.

A slice of lemon and a glass of cocktail, tell me a better love story than this?

Cocktail Quotes for Instagram

I prefer my espresso in a martini.

Go where the wifi is weak and the rum is strong.

Friday called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails!

Meet me down in the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together – W. C. Fields

Cocktails are more loyal than anyone else.. at least they never let you down.

“All you need is love and cocktails.” – Unknown

You are the piña to my colada.

“Keep Calm and drink a cocktail.” – Unknown

“One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.” – James Thurber

“Sometimes all you need is a mojito.” – Unknown

I’m a better person when I’m drinking pińa coladas.

“Monday. Nothing a cocktail can’t fix.” – Unknown

Tonight’s forecast? 99% chance of cocktails.

But first… let me drink this cocktail.

Quotes about Cocktails

“A cocktail done right can show your guests you really care.” – Unknown

I always make time for cocktails.

“It’s never too early for a cocktail.” – Noel Coward

“It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” ― Amy Neftzger

“Wasted away again in Margaritaville.” —Jimmy Buffett

“Life’s just a cocktail party – on the street.” ― Mick Jagger

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk…..the trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” – George Burns

“99% of all problems can be solved by money — and for the other 1% there’s alcohol.” ― Quentin R. Bufogle

“Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.” —Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation

“Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.” — Steve Martin

“A good fragrance is really a powerful cocktail of memories and emotion.” ― Jeffrey Stepakoff, The Orchard

“If you want an interesting party sometime combine a few cocktails and a box of crayons.” ― Robert Fulghum

“Work, sleep, a vodka cocktail.” – Vera Wang

A lady with a glass of cosmopolitan defines beauty with class.

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” — Frank Sinatra

“Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.” — Oscar Wilde

“Cocktails don’t solve any problems, but neither does water.” – Unknown

“Never lie, steal, cheat or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.” —Alex Hitch, Hitch

“Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.” — Compton Mackenzie


If you’ve enjoyed this selection of cocktail quotes and captions for Instagram, try these wine quotes, perfect for any occasion, or our favorite quotes about drinking wine with friends

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