Winning Quotes About Wine and Friends

by Mama Loves A Drink

Quotes about wine and friends go hand in hand with a girl’s night out or when you just want to hang with your besties at home.

To celebrate your friendship and your love for wine, we are sharing some quotes about wine and friends, some funny drinking quotes for friends, and some best friend drinking quotes. If you love wine and want to celebrate your friendship, these quotes are for you.

You can share these quotes with your friends, add them to your party decorations when you celebrate a special occasion with them, or just simply laugh and enjoy them with your closest friends.

Funny Drinking Quotes for Friends

“If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton, this way my friends will know I am missing.” — Unknown

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Unknown

“Wine. Juice with more life experience.” – Unknown

“My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst.” – Unknown

“Here’s to the nights we will never remember with the friends we’ll never forget.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends drink cheap beer.” – Unknown

“Friends and an intoxicating mix of alcohol puns are the only two things I need in life.” – Unknown

“Drink what makes you happy with friends that make you laugh.” – Unknown

“One Tequila, two tequila, three tequila. Floor.” — Unknown

“If life gives you lemons, Add VODKA.” — Unknown

“Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!” — Unknown

“You drink too much, swear too much, and have questionable morals. You’ve everything I’ve ever wanted in a friend.” – Unknown

“Hangovers are temporary, drunk stories are forever.” – Unknown

“I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true old man’s milk and restorative cordial.” – Thomas Jefferson

“With wine, friends, and hope, anything is possible.” – Unknown

“Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.” — Unknown

“Friendship is sitting over a drink and forgetting the worries in life.” – Unknown

“Good friends wine together.” – Unknown

“I only drink with close friends or complete strangers.” – Unknown

“Healthy – what my friends are always drinking before they fall down.” – Phyllis Diller

“Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever.” — Unknown

“Trust me: You can dance — Alcohol.” — Unknown

“Whoever said one glass of wine per person, per hour, has never drank with my friends and me.” – Unknown

“Peace, love, friendship, and happy hour.” – Unknown

Drink with Friends Quotes

“Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” — G.K. Chesterton

“It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking. One of them is the arrival of a friend.” – Unknown

“There’s no time of year that isn’t right for wine with friends.” – Unknown

“Drinking wine with friends is one of life’s greatest pleasures.” – Unknown

“Whenever we’re with friends, we always look for the closest bar.” – Unknown

“It’s time to wine down and relax with friends.” – Unknown

“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” – Unknown

“Wine & friends are a great blend.” – Ernest Hemingway

“After work, we hit the gin.” – Unknown

“Good friends wine together.” — Unknown

“I’m so sick and tired of my friends who can’t handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me three times.” – Unknown

“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” – Stephen Wright

“Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar.” – Unknown

“Drinks are best when mixed with friends!” — Unknown

“Friends are therapists you can drink with.” – Unknown

“Life’s just better with a glass of wine and good friends.” – Unknown

“A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.” – Charlie Chaplin

“Drinking alone holds no fun. Drink with friends or strangers. Be foolish least you’ll remember something meaningful.” – Unknown

“I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.” – Don Marquis

“We go together like Fridays and happy hour.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends wine alone.” — Unknown

“Stop and smell the wines with friends.” – Unknown

“Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.” — Seneca

“I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.” – Oliver Goldsmith, The Vicar of Wakefield

“The act of drinking beer with friends is the highest form of art.” ― Allan Fish

“Always find time for wine and people who make you happy.” – Unknown

“A picture may be worth a thousand words, but that doesn’t mean we can’t use a little wine.” – Unknown

“The best wines are the ones we drink together.” – Unknown

Best Friend Drinking Quotes

“A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it.” — Unknown

“Friends and alcohol are all I need to enjoy life.” – Unknown

“A bottle of wine and my best friend is all I need.” – Unknown

“Let’s go wine tasting on the couch.” – Unknown

“Cheers to poor decisions.” — Unknown

“We never count our drinks when we are with friends.” – Unknown

“Wine is bottled poetry that I like to share with my friends.” – Unknown

“Good girls are made of sugar and spice, but I and my girls are made of vodka and ice.” — Unknown

“Cheers to the foolish decisions we make whenever we’re drunk.” – Unknown

“Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life’s most civilized pleasures.” – Unknown

“Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring beer.” — Unknown

“Whenever I drink, my friends appear to be so amazing.” – Unknown

“One drink away from telling everyone what I think.” – Unknown

“Sometimes the best therapy is drinking and talking shit with your besties.”   

“Where there is no wine there is no love.” – Unknown

“I’m in need of liquid therapy and my best friend.” – Unknown

“Friends and wine… the older, the better.” — Unknown

“Don’t even ask. Just pour me a drink.” – Unknown

“In great friendships, you have unique tastes in men but the same taste in alcohol.” – Unknown

“Wine plus dinner equals winner” – Unknown

“You bring the alcohol; I’ll bring the bad decisions.” — Unknown

“Best friends share drinks and their troubles with each other.” – Unknown

“Gym? I thought you said gin.” – Unknown


If you’ve enjoyed this selection of wine quotes and quaint captions for Instagram, you may also like our cocktail-lover quotes, or try these fun coffee quotes

Mama Loves A Drink advocates quality over quantity. Always drink responsibly!

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